Joke Of The Day: The Knob

He said “We can do a regular face-lift or the new type called the knob. That involves putting a knob under your hair and when you notice a wrinkle you turn the knob and it pulls up the skin.”

Judi opted for the knob. The surgery was a success and she looked 15 years younger. When ever she noticed a wrinkle she gave it a turn and the wrinkle was gone.

After about 8 years Judi noticed bags under her eyes. She went back to Justin’s office and he said “Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts.”

Judi said “Well that explains the goatee.”