Joke Of The Day: 100-Year-Old Scotch

The bartender thinking the guy doesn’t know any better grabs a cheap bottle and pours a glass. The man immediately spits it out and says “I told you I wanted 100-year-old scotch”

The bartender figures the guy knows a little, and pours a glass of 12-year-old scotch. The man takes a sip and spits it out and says “I told you. I want 100-year-old scotch, this is only 12-year-old scotch.

The bartender realizes the guy knows his stuff, and grabs his finest bottle of 36-year-old scotch, thinking there is no way this man knows the difference. The man takes a sip, spits it out and says, “Look, that was 36-year-old scotch. I’m going to tell you one last time. 100-year-old scotch or nothing.”

The bartender realizes he has no choice, and goes into the cellar. He finds an old dusty bottle, brings it up, pours a glass and hands it to the man. He takes a sip and goes “oh man. That is some good 100-year-old scotch”

Meanwhile, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching this whole thing. He walks up to the man with a drink and says “here, try this”

The man spits it out and says “Dear god. That tastes like piss!”

The drunk says, “yeah, but how old am I?”