$ 0 0 Two policemen call the station on the radio. “Hello. Is that you Sarge?” “Yes?” “We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just scrubbed and mopped clean.” “Have you arrested the woman?” “No sir. The floor is still wet.” The post Joke Of The Day: Responding To Domestic Disturbance appeared first on Common Sense Evaluation.